I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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