i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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