I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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