I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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