I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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