do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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