I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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