Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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