I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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