hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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