nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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