sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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