Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
