My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
honey bunches of taint.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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