I'm so fucking centered right now
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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