My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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