It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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