yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
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