Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Someone shit on the floor
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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