is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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