Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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