awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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