Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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