Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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