It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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