so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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