Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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