Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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