I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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