he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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