Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
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Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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