you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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