"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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