idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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