North Korea, Best Korea!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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