In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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