absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize
