Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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