the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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