you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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