the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
