I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Is her dick bigger than yours?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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