you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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