i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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