Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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