Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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