I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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