yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
