i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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