I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i came on her dog
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Drake has all the answers
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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