She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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